I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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