Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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