brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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