Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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