these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Even my vagina gasped.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Let's get the cat blown out
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