I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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