You can't special order awesome
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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