And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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