I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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