I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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