capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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