She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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