All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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