4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I need a hoe opinion
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