i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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