So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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