i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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