Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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