Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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