I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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You need Xanax blowdarts
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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