We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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