Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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