blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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