I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Farmville is her only friend.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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