After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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