toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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