Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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