Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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