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Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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