My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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