Sacagawea was the original milf.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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