I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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