why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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