At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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