just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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