we made out on top of his cat.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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