we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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