mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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