I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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