Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize