You surviving the open bar?
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Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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