I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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