A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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