That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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