I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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