when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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