You can't special order awesome
i just google imaged poop.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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