Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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