and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Holy shit dude........stairs
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Pooping to opera.
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