I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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